Fortune said...

Die schönsten Sprüche:

• ... there is a green multileged creature sitting on your right schoulder
ins
• the only person who got his work always done by friday was Robinson Crusoe
• ...those who can - do;
  those who can't - teach;
  those who can't teach - administrate
• There was a young lady from Hyde
  Who ate a green apple and died.
  While her lover lamented
  The apple fermented
  And made cider inside her inside.
• A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
• Pedestrians are
  (a) irrelevant
  (b) communists
  (c) a nuisance
  (d) difficult to clean off the front grille
  The correct answer is (a). Pedestrians are not in cars, so they are totally irrelevant to driving; you should ignore them completely
• Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.

Oh, Dein Lieblingsspruch fehlt? Sag bescheid ;-)